The internet is on fire again, and this week the circus is stacked.
Australia’s new social media age ban is so broad it’s managed to nuke GitHub. Yes, GitHub. The place where code lives. Meanwhile, Facebook is rolling out an AI dating concierge (because that’s exactly what we need, Zuck picking your soulmate). Over at Friend.com and with the rise of wearable AI “companions,” people are literally outsourcing friendship to plastic microphones. And just when you thought it couldn’t get dumber, OpenAI and Meta are turning your feeds into infinite AI slop machines.
Welcome to the future: bans that break the internet, AI “friends” who always listen, and algorithmic slot machines pumping out garbage.
If you like chaos, sarcasm, and watching the slow implosion of tech culture, you’re in the right place.
