6. Creating Your App IDs (a.k.a. The Identifier Nonsense)

Alright, you've paid the tolls, you've got your shiny developer accounts - now comes the next delightful step: actually creating the app in the stores.

And here's where Apple and Google show their true personalities. Apple, once again, makes you jump through flaming hoops blindfolded. Google, bless its corporate soul, just hands you a checklist and pats …