Gurus, God, and the Myth of the Secret Sauce

An expanded field guide from someone who keeps cleaning up the mess

Prologue: Why This Rant, Why Now

Firstly, I profusely apologise for how long this article is; it ended up being 6/7 audio recordings of me ranting, boiled down to this. Please don’t hate me too much.

I was recording a string of Instagram stories about “gurus”, you know the type, when the algorithm served me an ad from my middle‑school bully. New brand. Ne…